You're a winner!  For exhibiting the sound judgement of picking what was behind Door #1, you get to be Richard's Smear partner for a week.  He'll even pay for your losses every time your team loses a game, which is often.  See you at the card table.

Remember, by picking this door, we're going to hold you responsible for claiming your prize.  Meanwhile, you should probably head back to the Costigan Lake News site and take a look.